22 February 2011

Inspired by Cari

Top 10 Things the Meaner Side of Me Desperately Wants to Say to You:

  1. You are a complete f-ing idiot for smoking so much pot.  No, really, you're an idiot.  No, really, there are no positives.  Good luck with that.
  2. Please, keep texting.  I'm sure this gossip shit is way more important than your future.
  3. You are a complete f-ing idiot for using drugs.  Enlightenment?  Try failed bodily functions and a lifetime of misery.  Look at every artist who used in order to help "see beyond."  Not one of them happy or moral.  That's only found in sobriety. 
  4. You are not going to be a professional NBA/MLB/rapper.  
  5. You look like a prostitute.  Jesus.  Be more than a pair of boobs.
  6. You're tired?  Huh.  Why don't you go to bed before f-ing 3 am then?  
  7. You hate drama?  Stop being a bitch.
  8. You are a complete f-ing idiot for getting wasted every weekend. You are boring for never coming up with a more interesting way to spend your time.  And no one thinks you're as funny as you do.
  9. Your macho who-gives-a-shit attitude reveals that you're dying inside.  You're aren't fooling anyone. 
  10. Stop f-ing talking while I'm talking.  I want to beat the crap out of you. 
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15 comments:

  1. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    @#5, shut up Mrs. Haskett, stop looking at me that way. I'm a student.

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  2. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    @#3, f.y.i. I quit.

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  3. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    @#1, I'm not even an idiot.

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  4. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    @#2, don't even trip

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  5. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    @#10, I admit that I do talk sometimes when your talking, I'm sorry.

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  6. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    @#8, I don't even drink. and I definitely never write about it..

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  7. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    @#7, You really think I'm a bitch?:\

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  8. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    @#4, yeah dude, I know. Basketball sucks, baseball is for pansies, and I'm not black or poor.

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  9. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    @#6, I am actually well rested. My bedtime is 9.

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  10. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    @#9, I do give a shit. I give lots of shits. Mostly while I'm taking a shit.

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  11. CaptainAmazingFebruary 27, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    Geez, Mrs. Haskett, I don't think you would be so pissed off if you really got to know me before you started pointing fingers...

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  12. zabuelhajFebruary 27, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    You know who's smoking tons of weed right now? Jesus Christ. When he's chilling with Obama, he gets that shit laced with magic Jesus dust. You know what I'm saying? That's what America is all about! Ya-dig?
    America is all about sex, drugs, the political upper hand, racism, ignorance, and Republicans. Because America is driven by Christian morals. Good Christian morals. That's why I stand up for the pledge of allegiance. Because America is where I can be free.

    Carrots.

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  13. WTFFebruary 27, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    damn mrs hasskett i like how you put that and who ever your talking about damn there a dumbass because they made you mad lol

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Mrs Haskett I love how you use this blog to vent too. It makes me feel like it's okay for us to do if you do it. And whoever this kid is I think they should get their head out of their ass and grow up :).

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  15. AnonymousMarch 15, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    why is this CaptainAmazing person responding to every question. obviously shes not talking about you :P

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